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I got some new tiiiiiiights!

Click on to read about my continuing endeavors into learning how to dress like a lady.

Yeah lady, you be so ladylike!  Man, I was stoked to see you getting the open-work ones, because they layer so good. 

What garter belt (if any) do you use?  I’m kinda jealous of folks who can wear thigh highs, that stuff just does not stay up on me for some reason (has to do with leg shape, our non-scientific testing has found), so I’m stuck with knee socks or always a garter.

I just got my first garter belt last month, actually! The brand name isn’t attached to it, so I have no idea who made it, sorry :-/ But I loooooooooooove it. Even though it’s being worn for functional reasons (keepin’ mah tights up), I can’t help but feel like a secret sex vixen with them on. So, y’know, double bonus.

Normally, I used to only buy straight up tights-tights (as in, ‘one piece of fabric, leggings attached to panties’), not Over The Knee tights (is there a shorter word for that? Aside from OTK, I mean), but oh my goodness it turns out my vag cannot handle the lack of air circulation that comes from wearing tights over underwear and 2011 was kind of a Yeast Infection-apalooza because of my insistence on having pretty colored legs.

To circumvent this dilemma, I cut out the crotch of all my tights that have that special little insert sewn in and all future tights acquisitions are now just OTKs, held up with my pretty black lacy garter belt.

I almost posted a photo of me wearing my garter belt for you, but at the last second I decided that was maybe a bit too much. I don’t know why it doesn’t bother me to post nude photos of me taken by Visioluxus but I draw the line at a fully-clothed shot of me in a functional piece of undergarment, but there you have it. #ContradictoryLady